MONDAY JUNE 13, 2022

It’s Monday the 13th.

164th day of the year.

There are 201 days remaining until the end of the year

Today is National Cupcake Lover’s Day, National Kitchen Klutzes of America Day, World Softball Day, Sewing Machine Day, International Axe Throwing Day and National Pigeon Day

There are 6 days left until Father’s Day

There are 21 days left until Independence Day


Monday’s Birthday Cake

Steve-O (“Jackass”) (48)



“Jurassic World: Dominion,” $143.4 million. (The film cost $185 million to produce. It has grossed $389.1 million worldwide)
2. “Top Gun: Maverick,” $50 million.


– AAA says gas prices hit a new record high yesterday when they reached an average of $5.10 per gallon. That’s up 16 cents from a week ago.


2022 NBA Finals (Game 5:TONIGHT)


– Entertainment Tonight says Jennifer Hudson earned an EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony awards) last night after winning a Tony Award for producing the hit show ”A Strange Loop”. It won for Best Musical. Jennifer not only has a Tony Award, but also an Oscar- two Grammy and a Daytime Emmy

– Fox Business News says Forbes magazine named Tiger Woods a billionaire on Friday. He has earned over $1.7 billion during his 27-year career. Tiger has 15 major wins and 82 career wins (MJ, LABRON, TIGER)

– A new survey by the Faraday Institute for Science and Religion reveals that 10% of men would like to clone themselves. 4% of women would like to clone themselves


  • The IRS is on a hiring spree. Does that mean more audits in the future?


  • The U.S. stopped requiring COVID tests from international flyers as of yesterday.



Doja Cat tells”she’d like to try her hand at stand-up comedy one day.


Pete Davidson is going to star in the next Fast and the Furious movie.


  • The rumor going around was that the woman Aaron Rogers is dating now had the “witch name” of Blu of Earth. She says y’all are nuts, and her name is just Blu.


Britney Spears has gotten a restraining order against her ex-husband, Jason Alexander. He tried to crash her wedding and reportedly was armed with a knife. 


NETFLIX ANNOUNCES SECOND SEASON OF ‘SQUID GAME:’ According to Deadline, Netflix revealed on Sunday (June 12th) that Squid Game would be back for a second season.


75 MILLION SWEAT OUT HEAT ADVISORY: It was 123 degrees in Death Valley yesterday.. It reached a record 114 degrees at the Phoenix airport. the heat wave moves east towards the Mississippi Valley and the Carolinas.




TOP TRAITS WE GOT FROM OUR DAD … According to a survey of 2,000 men by Omaha Steaks

  • Take grilling very seriously 37%
  • Repair things instead of buy them new 35%
  • Get really into corny jokes 28%
  • Tell your kids to ask their mother 26%
  • Falling asleep on the couch with the game on 25%
  • Grunt when I get off the couch 25%
  • Mute commercials 22%
  • Love to mow the lawn 22%
  • Don’t like when people touch the thermostat 21%
  • Finish everyone else’s plate at a restaurant 18%

Male Survey: ”Father’s Day is Sunday. At what moment did you realize that you had become your father? What funny situation occurred? How did you handle it?”




DoorDash Driver Botches McDonald’s Marriage Proposal: The Daily Star says a Canadian McDonald’s customer, who wishes to remain anonymous, recently had his marriage proposal botched by a DoorDash driver. The customer ordered a large meal from McDonald’s and had them include a note that read: ”Will you marry me Kim?” The DoorDash driver delivered the meal to the wrong address. The incorrect recipient posted: “So I ordered McDonalds via DoorDash and found this in the bag. Not only did the DoorDash driver get my order wrong, but I think he messed up some poor dude’s plans.”




Cat Yoga Now In Session: KUSA says the Denver Animal Shelter is offering Cat Yoga. Yoga instructors teach classes while kittens and cats roam around students. The classes cost $20 and last an hour. 




A company in North Carolina Wants To Fill Your Home With Cockroaches: WITI says a pest control company is offering families $2,000 to allow them to unleash 100 cockroaches in their home. The Pest Informer is conducting a study to see if their new technology gets rid of cockroaches. The experiment will last for 30 days. They are looking to fill five homes 




Man Builds Movie Theatre For Squirrels: The Daily Mirror says Jason Lenzi, of Detroit, Michigan, recently built a movie theater for squirrels. The movie theater has handmade movie posters, a concession stand and a movie screen. Jason used an old tablet for the screen and puts nuts in his concession stand. He installed four cameras in the theater to monitor the squirrels.





The full moon on June 14th is no ordinary moon! The last full moon of spring, or the Strawberry Moon, is also a supermoon, meaning it will appear larger in the sky.

The Strawberry Moon marks a time to harvest ripening strawberries




What if a doctor could print you a new kidney? This might be a reality within 10 years thanks to 3D organ printing, according to Jennifer Lewis, a Harvard University professor.

Every day, 17 people pass away waiting for an organ transplant, a problem printing organs can help solve. Printing organs starts with extracting a patient’s own cells, then growing those cells inside an incubator. Then, the cells are used by a printing chamber to create a new organ.


  • Here’s a trend going on that you may want to take part in-renting out what you own. Various apps allow you to make some side money renting out things
  • like that camper you rarely use. For that, there’s Outdoorsy.
  • Got an extra car? Rent it out with Turo.
  • How about a bike? Oh, sure, Spinlister takes 17.5%, but they also handle all the financial transactions and verifies both the lister and renter via cellphone and credit card.





A marble slab in storage turned out to be an ancient Greek yearbook
Researchers in the United Kingdom have found that an ancient Greek inscription on a 2,000-year-old marble tablet is actually something resembling a yearbook for a graduating class, according to a new translation. The inscription sat in the National Museums Scotland collection for over 130 years without being properly looked at until researchers discovered the document, and was recently translated by the organization Attic Inscriptions Online. 31 names, some of them are nicknames, indicate a sense of camaraderies for part of a class of men that finished their year long military and civic training under the Roman emperor Claudius who ruled between A.D. 41-54.




 The title for “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” was censored in several other countries.  In Finland it was “The Spy Who Bumped Me” . . . Croatia had “The Spy Who Groped Me” . . . and China had “The Spy Who Liked Me a Lot”.

Wilford Brimley was only 49 when he starred as a grandfather in “Cocoon”.  For comparison’s sake, Tom Cruise turns 60 on July 3rd . . . and is still starring in action movies.



Shocking Reasons Actors Got Rejected for Roles


HIGHLIGHTS:  A list of shocking reasons actors were rejected for a role includes Andrew Garfield not being handsome enough to play Prince Caspian in the “Narnia” movies, and Robert Redford being TOO handsome to star in “The Graduate”.



FULL STORY:  Actors get rejected for roles all the time, obviously.  But sometimes the reasons are odd, unexpected, and even shocking.  Here are some examples:



  1. Andrew Garfieldwanted to be Prince Caspian in the “Chronicles of Narnia” movies, but he was told he wasn’t handsome enough.



  1. Brenda Songclaims she wasn’t allowed to audition for “Crazy Rich Asians” because her “image” wasn’t Asian enough.  The director denies it, though.



  1. Robert Redfordgot turned down for “The Graduate”, because he was too handsome to play a “loser”.  The much uglier Dustin Hoffman ended up with the part.



  1. Robin Williamswanted to play Hagrid . . . then later Remus Lupin . . . in the “Harry Potter” movies.  But he was denied both times because they were only hiring Brits.



  1. Zoe Kravitztried out for “The Dark Knight Rises”, but was told she was “too urban.”



  1. Tom Hollandauditioned for Finn in the latest “Star Wars” trilogy, but he couldn’t stop laughing during the audition.



  1. Chris Kleinbombed his audition for “Mamma Mia!” because he couldn’t sing.  That’s right, he auditioned for a singing part without being able to sing.



(Chris’s audition tape leaked, and became LEGENDARY.  It really is bad, and he freely admits it.)



  1. Harry Stylesreally wanted to star in that new “Elvis” movie, but he was too . . . Harry Styles.  Director Baz Luhrmann late explained, quote, “The real issue with Harry is he’s Harry Styles.  He’s already an icon.”



Today’s Mindbender: “Men are 11 times more likely than women to brag about this. What is it?”

Extra Clue: green

Extra Clue: not money

Final Clue: outdoors

Answer: how good their lawn looks