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Monday, March 18, 2019

77th day of the year.

There are 288 days remaining until the end of the year

Today is Awkward Moments Day and National Sloppy Joe Day


There are 14 days remaining until April Fool’s Day

There are 34 days remaining until Easter

There are 48 days remaining until Cinco de Mayo

Monday’s Birthday Cake

Maroon 5’s Adam Levine (40)

Dane Cook (47)

Queen Latifah (49)

Dirty Jobs host Mike Rowe (57)

Trending

 

  • There are hints that Ford is looking at introducing the electric Mustang.

 

  • A new study actually claims that listening to music can impair your creativity

 

  • An order takes place 73 times a second on Amazon.com.

 

F.Y.I.  blowing your nose is one of the worst things you can do while on a dinner date- SAYS NEW STUDY!!!

 

DUKE NAMED NCAA TOURNAMENT’S TOP SEED: Duke was named the overall top seed in this year’s men’s NCAA basketball tournament last night (March 17th). Duke was joined by fellow Number 1 seeds Virginia, North Carolina and Gonzaga in the 68-team bracket. The tournament begins Tuesday (March 19th) with two “First Four” games in Dayton, Ohio. Full March Madness bracket: http://bit.ly/2CpivYy

 

– E! News claims Felicity Huffman deleted her social media accounts because of her college entrance bribery scandal.

– Contact Music claims Meghan Markle is planning a second baby shower. A source tells the website, ”Meghan’s mother Doria is coming to a baby shower here. It will be a small gathering of five or six people.’

– Breitbart claims Shaquille O’Neal has joined the Broward County, Florida sheriff’s office as an Auxiliary Deputy.

 

no winner for Saturday’s drawing. Wednesday’s Powerball jackpot is worth an estimated $550 million. It is the 8th largest jackpot ever

 

Paris Jackson Allegedly Tries To Take Life: TMZ claims Paris Jackson was hospitalized on Saturday after attempting to take her life. Paris was transported to a hospital and placed on a 5150 hold.  PARIS DENIES REPOTS:  “Paris had an accident this morning that required medical treatment,” a source tells People. “She is currently resting at home and doing fine.”

Paris tweeted, ”lies lies lies omg and more lies”

 

Mama June and her boyfriend, Geno Doak, were arrested on Friday at an Alabama gas station. The couple got into an argument before cops arrived and found drugs on them. June and Geno were both charged with felony possession and refused to say what caused their fight.

TMZ claims Mama June was in possession of crack cocaine

 

NICK JONAS TEASES ‘JUMANJI’ SEQUEL SECRETS: Nick Nick says in the clip. Dwayne “The Rock” JohnsonKevin HartKaren Gillan, and Jack Black are all returning for the sequel, which hits theaters on December 13, 2019.

 

Hooray for Hollywood: Here are this past weekend’s box office results.

  1. Captain Marvel— $69.3 million2. Wonder Park— $16 million

    3. Five Feet Apart— $13.2 million

 

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Thelma Chiaka, of Houston, Texas, gave birth to sextuplets over the weekend. She delivered all six babies within nine minutes. Thelma gave birth to one set of twin girls and two sets of boys. The odds of giving birth to sextuplets is 1 in 4.7 billion. A woman is more likely to get struck by lightning twice (one in 9 million) or win the lottery (one in 302 million)

Flip the Script Survey: ”Start a search of your audience to find the mom, who was in labor the longest. How did they survive? What did they do to pass time? Did anything funny happened in the delivery room?”

 

. this woman was in labor for 36 hours with her son. She tried to induce herself by walking around Target

 

APRIL THE GIRAFFE HAS ANOTHER BABY, 300,000 WATCH ONLINE: April the giraffe, who became an online sensation in 2017 as more than 232 million people waited for her to give birth, watching on YouTube via an online camera at Animal Adventure Park in upstate New York, had another baby on Saturday (March 16th) ,and more than 300,000 people watched it live on YouTube. April had a baby boy, her fifth calf and the second with Oliver, who is also the father of Tajiri, the much-waited for giraffe born two years ago. A naming contest will be held soon for the new calf.

 

Bernie Sanders received seven stitches on Friday morning after walking into a glass shower door. The 77 year-old Senator went to a walk-in clinic to be treated. He is expected to be okay.

 

TUSH NEWS:

Kyle “tush” Busch Could Be The Greatest Driver Of All Time …Bush won the ‘Auto Club 400’ yesterday. It was his 200th career NASCAR win. He joins Richard Petty as the only NASCAR driver in the 200 win club.

 

GERMAN TOWN THAT ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT 12-YEAR’S WORTH OF TOILET PAPER FINALLY USES LAST SHEET – (03/18/2019)

Achievements mean various things to various people. For example, the town of Fuchstal in Germany accidentally ordered two truckloads of toilet paper in 2006– enough for the town of only 4,000 people to use for 12 years– and they’ve finally finished it. An official there says they were able to save over $1,100 as the price of wood increased after their accidental purchase. The town has already placed its next bulk order of toilet paper, though it didn’t order quite as much this time.

 

 

The Hangover

A survey by Macmillan Cancer Support reveals that the average person spends 315 days of their life nursing hangovers. Other findings:

– 7% of people have more than 3,000 hangovers in their life

– the average hangover for a woman lasts 9 hours

– the average hangover for a man lasts 7 hours

– 10% of people have missed a job interview due to a hangover

– 7% of people have missed a first date due to a hangover

 

Teacher Loses Job After Taping Student Mouths Shut: The Review Times claims a Cincinnati school teacher has resigned for placing duct tape on the mouths of several of his students. Charles Igwekala-Nweke told his principal that he taped the students’ mouths because they were talking during an exam. At least three students had tape on their mouths during the test. Charles later apologized saying he allowed “gross rationale to justify gross behavior.

 

104 Year-Old Woman Wishes To Be Arrested: The Daily Star claims the Stoke Bishop, England police are planning to arrest 104 year-old Ann Brokenbrow this week. Her retirement home recently asked residents to list their bucket list wishes. She wrote; “My wish is… to be arrested. I am 104 and I have never been on the wrong side of the law.

 

Sam Smith tells Life & Style Weekly Magazine that he had liposuction at age 12 to remove excess upper body fat. “I had liposuction. At 12 years old, I had liposuction. [A one-day] operation, and it was a big thing.  Do this and thenAt the time, I think I was very happy about it. It didn’t really change anything. I think I put the weight back on in a few weeks because I hadn’t figured out my relationship with food. So, it didn’t really change anything, but being 12 years old and having liposuction in your chest is quite a big deal.”

 

UPDATE:

The Daily Mail claims Lori loughlin’s daughter, Olivia Jade, skipped her first week of classes at USC because she was vacationing in Fiji. She posted pictures of her vacation online as her classmates were studying.

 

 

ATM Thief Returns Woman’s Money Because Of Low Bank Balance: The China Global television Network claims a thief recently returned the money he stole from a woman. The thief took out a knife and snuck up on the woman as she was withdrawing money from an ATM machine. He told her to take out all of her cash. The woman handed over $372 before the thief demanded to see her bank balance. When it showed zero he felt guilty and returned all of her money. The woman called the police before they reviewed surveillance tapes and later arrested the thief.

 

 

NOT SO SUTBLE?

Man Breaks Into Home With Bobcat Front Loader: The Telegraph claims the Putnam County, Georgia Police recently arrested a 31 year-old man after he tried to break into his home with a Bobcat front loader. The unidentified man got drunk before passing out. His wife came home and demanded a kiss. The man rebuffed her and started dressing to go out. His wife told him not to come back and locked him out of their home.  The man tried to regain entry by driving a Bobcat front loader through his front door. His wife called the police before they arrested him

 

The Four Day Work Week is Here
The Shake Shack burger chain is struggling with America’s tight labor market so they’re trying something new: the four-day work week! CEO Randy Garutti says he hopes to entice workers amid the country’s nearly five-decade low in unemployment saying, “Here in Las Vegas, in some of our Shacks, we’re testing a four-day work week. That’s a big thing. Nobody’s really been able to figure that out in the restaurant business.” While it’s just an experiment for now, with a 70% turnover rate for two years straight, the hospitality industry could use new ideas. But Shake Shack isn’t alone: KPMG and Deloitte have been offering four-day weeks with flex hours, allowing workers to put in 40 hours over four days or reduce weekly hours by 20%. But it’s hardly a US standard yet-one survey shows that only 43% of US companies offer such an option.

 

 

 

LETS BLOW YOUR MIND!

WHAT HAPPENS TO UNCLAIMED BAGS?

  • Airlines sell their unclaimed baggage to a single store in Scottsboro, Alabama that resells everything. (Yes)

 

  • The ancient Greeks believed the heart instead of the brain was the seat of human intelligence. (Yes)

 

  • The most dangerous ride in an amusement park is the rollercoaster. (B.S., it’s the merry-go-round! It accounts for more accidents than any other single ride)

 

 

Today’s Mindbender: “9% of children have broken this within their home. What is it?”

Extra Clue: may be expensive

Extra Clue: not electronics

Final Clue: on the floor

Answer: a glass table