Wednesday, September 12, 2018

255th day of the year.

There are 110 days remaining until the end of the year

Today is
 National Chocolate Milkshake Day, National Day of Encouragement, National Police Woman Day, Alligator Awareness Day and Video Games Day

Wednesday’s Birthday Cake

Jennifer Hudson (37)

rapper 2 Chainz (41)

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Hurricane Florence Update:  University of Central Florida-University of North Carolina and West Virginia-North Carolina State college football games have been cancelled for Saturday because of Hurricane Florence.
Florence is expected to dump two and a half feet of rain on parts of the Carolinas. Winds are expected to reach 140 mph by Friday. Florence is expected to make landfall on Friday as a category 3 hurricane.  FRONT OF STORM WILL HIT THUR NIGHT!!!  (20 HOURS CONTINUOUS WINDS, RAIN SURGE, RAIN!!!

but for the environmental impact of the drenching waters washing over industrial waste sites and hog farms.  “This storm is going to knock out power days into weeks. It’s going to destroy infrastructure. It’s going to destroy homes

  • Over a million people are evacuating as Hurricane Florence makes her way to the east coast.


– Vanity Fair claims Alex Trebek has returned for another season of Jeopardy with a beard. People are split over whether or not they like it.  THIS IS DISTRACTING YOU FROM WINNING…BEEP BEEP…WHAT IS YOUR FACE ALEX!!!


  • NASA is looking at possibly selling naming rights to their rockets and satellites.  THE FOZDICK ROCKET!!!  UP UP AND AWAY!!!!FOZDICK ROCKETS
  • An engineering firm is hoping to bring fresh water to Dubai by towing a 100-million ton iceberg there.
  • You may see those hand dryers disappearing and a return to paper towels. A new study says those hand dryers blow around bacteria and restrooms with them have five times the bacteria as those with paper towels.  THAT BLOWS

– The NY Post claims Nike’s stock prices are rising. The jump has allowed them to recoup the $3.3 billion they lost last week after releasing their controversial Colin Kaepernick ad.

– Brobible and Forbes claim Jimmy Buffett is going to begin selling a line of cannabis products under the name Coral Reefer.

– Today is Video Games Day.   IKEA is developing a line of furniture for gamers. The line will include seating, tables and lighting. Many of the seats will feature ergonomically correct cradles.

– The NY Post claims Playboy is going to become a quarterly magazine in 2019.The brand also plans to open more Playboy clubs around the country

– Thrillist magazine claims Wendy’s attacked McDonald’s with the following Tweet;”We made a list we checked it twice, we’ve figured out what’s fresh and what’s ice.”


The White House Prepares For Hurricane Florence … Trump says the storm will be “tremendously big and tremendously wet’  THANKS FOR THE PREP!!!


Apple is expected to introduce their new iPhones today. HOPE IT CAN FLOAT FOR US!!1



The Ohio Department of Transportation recently put up a new highway sign on I-71 that was misspelled. It read “Cincinnati” instead of Cincinnati



AUDIO:  EVER 30 THIS AM!!!    North Carolina Governor Issues Hurricane Florence Evacuation Order … North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper announced a mandatory evacuation for the state’s barrier islands yesterday. He said this storm is a “vicious monster,” and urged everyone to follow instructions. He warned; “Don’t bet your life on riding out a monster.



Student Pilot Makes Emergency Landing After Wheel Falls Off: The NY Post claims a 17 year-old student pilot from Beverly, Massachusetts recently had to make an emergency landing during her first solo flight after a wheel fell off during take off. The woman’s instructor talked her through the landing. She wasn’t hurt, but the plane suffered significant damage. The FAA is investigating




Man Finds World’s Largest Gold Nugget: The Daily Mail claims driller Henry Dole recently found the world’s largest gold nugget while mining near Kambalda. The 196-pound nugget is worth over $3 million. It took three men to remove the nugget from the mine. Henry and his team were 500 meters underground when they found the nugget


Drake recently purchased a diamond encrusted owl necklace.The necklace has 100 carats of Asscher-cut diamonds. It also comes with its own birdcage.


Mark Wahlberg recently posted his INSANE daily schedule on Instagram.

2:30 a.m. -Wake Up
2:45 a.m. – Prayer Time
3:15 a.m. – Breakfast
3:40 – 5:515 a.m. – Workout
5:30 a.m. – Post-workout meal
6:00 a.m. – Shower
7:30 a.m. – Golf
8:00 a.m. – Snack
9:30 a.m. – Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. – Snack
11:00 a.m. – Family time/meetings/work calls
1:00 p.m. – Lunch
2:00 p.m. – Meetings/work calls
3:00 p.m. – Pick up kids at school
3:30 a.m. – Snack
4:00 p.m. – Workout #2
5:00 p.m. – Shower
5:30 p.m. – Dinner/family time
7:30 p.m. – Bedtime


I’m With Kap?
More salt in the wounds for those new Nike haters. The “#I’mWithKap” jerseys Colin Kaepernick was selling on his website sold out within hours. The former 49er wrote: “Thank you to each and every one of you that have supported this journey. The Official Limited Edition #IMWITHKAP jersey released today instantly sold out!” Initially Kaepernick said on Twitter he would be donating twenty percent of the earnings from the jerseys to the Know Your Rights Camp, which is a free campaign for youth intended to “raise awareness on self-empowerment and interacting with law enforcement.”

Bed Survey

A new survey by Sleepopolis reveals that 33% of people are turned off by a potential partner, who does not make their bed in the morning. Other findings:

– those, who make their bed in the morning enjoy more lovemaking than those who don’t

– those who leave their bed unmade watch more TV and movies in bed than those who don’t.

– those who don’t make their bed in the morning are twice as likely to hit their snooze button

Personality profile for people who make their bed …

Morning person
Wakes up without an alarm
Has sex three times a week
Average nap is 43 minutes
Jobs are most likely in the health or technology fields
More likely to enjoy jazz music, watch episodes of “House Hunters” and romantic movies
Personality traits include adventurous, confident, sociable and high-maintenance

Personality profile for people who don’t make their bed

Night person
Snoozes alarm before getting up
Has sex twice a week
Average nap is 50 minutes
Job are most likely in the business or financial fields
More likely to enjoy rock music, watch episodes of “Seinfeld” and comedy movies
Personality traits include shy, moody, curious and sarcastic


“Georgia School Bringing Back Paddling Students!”
Truth! Yep – The Georgia School for Innovation and the Classics says there is now “one more tool that we have in our disciplinary toolbox”-a paddle to hit misbehaving children with.

“Man Claims he called an Uber and a Flying Saucer Showed Up!”
Trash! Let’s walk through this. First, he called an Uber — that should be a clue on his condition.

“Homecoming Queen Kicks Winning Field Goal!”
Truth! From Ocean Springs High School in Mississippi. Kaylee Foster was named homecoming queen, then kicked the winning field goal in overtime that led her team to a 13-12 win! She had already kicked two field goals earlier.




EXPERTS: NORTH CAROLINA’S WILD HORSES WILL BE OKAY DURING HURRICANE: As Hurricane Florence bears down on the Carolinas, many people are worrying about the wild horses that roam North Carolina’s Outer Banks, which are beloved by both tourists and residents. But experts are saying that the horses, who are believed to have first settled on the Outer Banks hundreds of years ago, will be okay during the coming powerful hurricane. Wildlife biologist Sue Stuska, who’s based at Cape Lookout National Seashore, home to 118 wild horses, told AP the animals are highly sensitive to weather changes and instinctively know what to do. She said the horses go to higher ground during flooding, and into shrub thickets and maritime forest during high winds. The Corolla Wild Horse Fund, which protects and manages a herd of wild horses on one of the Outer Banks islands, also said on its Facebook page that the horses would be fine. The group wrote, “They know where to go to stay high and dry and are probably in better shape right now than most of us humans who are scrambling with final preparations.”



Residents in Long Island, New York are outraged as actual crack pipe vending machines have appeared. Police have confirmed that the “sketch pen” vending machines are actually re-purposed machines that once sold feminine products. Cops also revealed that machines were installed by actual drug dealers. At least three machines have been removed from Long Island.




An Oklahoma woman woke up to find a coyote in her bedroom on Sunday morning (September 9th). The woman said that animal sounds woke her up so she turned on a light to find a coyote chasing her cat in her bedroom. The woman tried to chase the coyote out of her house with a golf club, but the frightened animal cowered in a corner. She called the cops and they captured the coyote and later took him to the woods where it was released. The woman said the coyote likely followed her cat inside the house through the back door. The homeowner and her cat were not injured in the encounter



Apple will be debuting their new iPhones tomorrow (September 12th) and one of the may be brown! Apple is expected to announce three new iPhones: a 6.1-inch entry-level “iPhone 9,” an updated 5.8-inch iPhone X, and a 6.5-inch “iPhone X Plus.” According to MashableBen Geskin — who often tweets Apple leaks, said that some of the new colors include space gray, silver, red , blue and brown!



We’ve all wished that we could take a nap on the job, but in Japan, napping on the job is totally acceptable! There’s even a name for it: “inemuri” — which means present while sleeping. Sleeping on the job became acceptable because of the long hours Japanese workers put in and the fact that many average only six hours of sleep per night. However, they are rules to inemuri: if you are new to the job, you can not indulge, but the higher up you are on the social ladder, the more accepted it is.



Question: ”48% of women purchase this when they are feeling down. What is it?”

Extra Clue: nothing to do with chocolate

Extra Clue: appearance

Final Clue: nothing to do with clothes

Answer: makeup