THE GLITTER FART BOMB PACKAGE IS PERFECT FOR DEGENERATE THIEVES

Around the Holidays we have an epidemic in neighborhoods. The degenerate thieves that drive around and steal packages from peoples doorsteps are a real problem. Leave it up to a Mars rover engineer to fix the problem in his neighborhood! Mark Rober engineered a package that would launch glitter and fart spray while recording their reactions when thieves open the stolen package. The footage is hilarious and this dude deserves a Nobel Peace Price for his amazing work with glitter and fart spray. ~ Keeler