THE TOP 5 RULES WHEN YOU SEE AVENGERS: ENDGAME SO YOU DON’T GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE!
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The entire world is talking about it. It’s Avengers: End Game opening weekend and people are going crazy! The reviews are so good and fans are walking into the theaters full excitement. Everyone going to see the movie expects an amazing experience…but sometimes that doesn’t happen due to people in the theater. Here are my top 5 rules for seeing Avengers: End Game so you don’t get dirty looks, or punched in the face, after the movie is over.
RULE #5: SNACKS ARE FOR THE PREVIEWS! There is nothing more annoying than smack chewing popcorn while you are trying to pay attention to a movie series you have been invested in for a decade.
RULE #4: KEEP YOUR PHONE IN YOUR POCKET! Your bff’s 30th selfie of the day on Facebook can wait until after the movie for you to like it.
RULE #3: IF YOU’RE SICK, STAY HOME! Pop some meds and get better before you see the movie. Coughers and Sneezers during Avengers: End Game should be arrested immediately.
RULE #2: DON’T SPOIL ANYTHING AFTER YOU SEE IT! Go by the 3 week grace period before you can publicly talk about what happens in huge movies like this.